We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.

Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel

kefkaownsall:

hopeissuffering:

Western weeboo meets japanese weeboo

Half of tumblr is both at the same time

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

blacksquares:

callingoutbigotry:

These leafdogs soothe my soul

this is the highest level of wizard

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

lordexcess:

Farmer plays Royals on trombone, cows gather

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

pixiusmaximus:

sleepingkeyholes:

calibornsbottombitch:

welcome to the gun show [i flex, guns pour out of my sleeves, the room fills with guns oh god oh god what have i done]

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commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

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this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

vvankinq:

i-know-bowties-are-cool:

Calm down, Peeta

#i don’t remember this part of catching fire

lukathesamoyed:

lukathesamoyed ✿

Paw!

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

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